Me doppelgremlin. Me know where Birgitte is. Me kidnap Ms. B.
Ms. B now in pot green tortilla soup, me favorite. I sit on lid now, she no escape. Too bad she saved me in Google, never save gremlin! Gremlins naughty, turn karma inside out. Want Ms. B. to cook green soup for 100 years, for me gremlin. Me not say where pot hides.
Surprised Scoop was so hard on Scoot considering they're the same person, all part of the Scootleswarm. Not sure how I feel about someone like that trying to save the world. Everyone knows the proper response to having your fries knocked out is murder, it's right there in the law: 'killing in retaliation for spilling fries qualifies as self defense, as does a fanfic author murdering someone whose reaction to hearing they write fanfic is to bring up Fifty Shades of Grey.'
Also yeah I know romance gossip is fun and all of that, but what about the Abominable Snowman's dental malpractice lawsuit against Hermey the elf? That's what I really want to know. Hermey the elf is a menace and must be stopped!
Scoop and the Scootleswarm are entirely different entities. One represents the side of goodness and light while the Scootleswarm is aligned with the darkest and most nefarious actors trying to destroy humanity.
You have raised a good point about Hermey the elf. It certainly merits further investigation.
Me doppelgremlin. Me know where Birgitte is. Me kidnap Ms. B.
Ms. B now in pot green tortilla soup, me favorite. I sit on lid now, she no escape. Too bad she saved me in Google, never save gremlin! Gremlins naughty, turn karma inside out. Want Ms. B. to cook green soup for 100 years, for me gremlin. Me not say where pot hides.
https://themuse.substack.com/p/the-green-tortilla-soup
This is such a good beat!!!
thanks so much, Mills!
gremlin like drums. gremlin learn beat? Mills teach?
Surprised Scoop was so hard on Scoot considering they're the same person, all part of the Scootleswarm. Not sure how I feel about someone like that trying to save the world. Everyone knows the proper response to having your fries knocked out is murder, it's right there in the law: 'killing in retaliation for spilling fries qualifies as self defense, as does a fanfic author murdering someone whose reaction to hearing they write fanfic is to bring up Fifty Shades of Grey.'
Also yeah I know romance gossip is fun and all of that, but what about the Abominable Snowman's dental malpractice lawsuit against Hermey the elf? That's what I really want to know. Hermey the elf is a menace and must be stopped!
Scoop and the Scootleswarm are entirely different entities. One represents the side of goodness and light while the Scootleswarm is aligned with the darkest and most nefarious actors trying to destroy humanity.
You have raised a good point about Hermey the elf. It certainly merits further investigation.
You can’t fool me. I know the truth about Scoo(t/p). It’s out there.
Me gremlin! Me kidnap Scoop and put in green soup pot too!!